Ask DB1: Residual Axe
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Dear DB1,
I’m concerned and turn to you for sage advice and wisdom.
Earlier today I was in the gym locker room. The guy standing next to me had changed into his clothes and was preparing to go. From what I could tell he didn’t show any outward signs of bagness but I didn’t look at him too closely either.
What concerns me is this, he reached into his gym bag, took out a small can of Axe Body Spray and proceeded to give himself a couple of sprays.
He was doing this fully clothed and was spraying the outside of his sweater and jeans. This all happened less than 2 feet from me an I could easily smell the stench. Am I in danger of Greico Viral Infection due to my proximity of the Axe? And if so, how can overcome this? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
Thank You,
Douchy Scroatdust and the Baggers from Choad
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You must immediately head to a treatment center to get hosed down like an anthrax investigating CDC member, D.S.
Trust me. It’s the only way to get clean.
