Friday, October 10, 2008

'Bag / Not a 'Bag


I can’t tell if this dude’s a douche, or holds the secret of Shaolin ascendancy.

I’m inclined to give him a pass. He’s gotta be a Kung Fu master who reluctantly takes in a young white boy, down on his luck, and begrudgingly teaches him his mystical secrets to help white boy overcome his antagonist, and his personal demons.

Since, as we’ve learned by now, all minorities exist to impart their exotic lessons in the service of helping Whitey regain his or her soul.

So here’s to you, exotic Kung Fu Master. Especially for pulling in those young, awkward, “on spring break and confused” fawns of Ft. Lauderidean migration.

# posted by douchebag1

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