Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Breaking: Carmen Electra Dating a Canker Sore
While it’s true that Carmen Electra has a long history of dating the douchenozzles, we cannot forgive her continuation of such a trend.
And it’s also true that, given the Dave Navarro Viruses in her past, this dude is relatively benign.
Thus we’ll upgrade him to Canker Sore. Not quite the lip herp. But still a viral infection of a communicable nature.
Carmen is lookin’ good, given the numerous tiny cellular mutations floating through her bloodstream at any given moment. I would humbly bongo her hindquarters with only a quart of yak’s milk and a small Malaysian sherpa named Shingwa to guide me.
