DJ Drippy Head
Here’s an exclusive, if brief, interview conducted recently with DJ Drippy Head by our crack HCwDB staff:
HCwDB: DJ Drippy Head. You wear two-tone sweatshirts and phallically grip your mic like the baddest suburban DJ around. Is there anything you’d like to say to your fans?
DJ Drippy Head: Yes. I’d like to say hey!
HCwDB: Anything else?
DJ Drippy Head: I’d also like to say ho!
HCwDB: DJ Drippy Head, should your fans wave their arms in the air?
DJ Drippy Head: Yes. Yes they should. Like they just don’t…
HCwDB: Care?
DJ Drippy Head: Wow, that rhymes! You phat, brotha.
HCwDB: What about the roof, DJ Drippy Head? Is it on fire?
DJ Drippy Head (looking up): The roof? The roof? Nope. It doesn’t appear to be. Why do you ask?
HCwDB: DJ Drippy Head, thank you and these two lovely ladies, for your time.
Veronica: Can I get my fifty bucks now?
