Sunday, October 26, 2008

DJ Drippy Head


Here’s an exclusive, if brief, interview conducted recently with DJ Drippy Head by our crack HCwDB staff:

HCwDB: DJ Drippy Head. You wear two-tone sweatshirts and phallically grip your mic like the baddest suburban DJ around. Is there anything you’d like to say to your fans?

DJ Drippy Head: Yes. I’d like to say hey!

HCwDB: Anything else?

DJ Drippy Head: I’d also like to say ho!

HCwDB: DJ Drippy Head, should your fans wave their arms in the air?

DJ Drippy Head: Yes. Yes they should. Like they just don’t…

HCwDB: Care?

DJ Drippy Head: Wow, that rhymes! You phat, brotha.

HCwDB: What about the roof, DJ Drippy Head? Is it on fire?

DJ Drippy Head (looking up): The roof? The roof? Nope. It doesn’t appear to be. Why do you ask?

HCwDB: DJ Drippy Head, thank you and these two lovely ladies, for your time.

Veronica: Can I get my fifty bucks now?

# posted by douchebag1

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