Friday, October 17, 2008
Ed Hardy Smells Like Poo
Someone needs to say it. So I’m saying it.
Ed Hardy? Whomever you really are. Kiss my rosy red shiny rudolphian butt cheeks.
Kelly, I know you had a rough childhood, but I will forgive you. By pretending to listen as you tell me about your dreams for finally completing your dental assistant’s degree at Cal State Northridge. And then I will awkward rub your thighs with chicken fat.
