Friday, October 3, 2008

Friday Haiku


Euro Scrote says “Ja?”
Likes nude models, horses, while
Xenu blocks nipple.

Gerhard Righter bag.
Steals page from Thomas Kinkade.
Leroy Neiman laughs.

— boatbutter

just like john mccain
presence of hott can’t save you
a bridge to nowhere

— bcs

Newest Bond villain:
Oldus McBagtaint CockSmith
For her thighs only.

– darksock

Mandana hides mark
Of schlong and balls; Xenu says:
Get her one also.

– Joe Bidet

You can’t blame Carmen,
Powerless against that chest.
Wrinkles beckon her.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

“touch my leather chest
it is from hide of bigfoot
very sexy, eh?”

— creature

# posted by douchebag1

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