Friday, October 10, 2008

Friday Haiku


Tiny Dancer hugs,
Says, “My God, it’s Full of stars!”
Doucholith devolves.

Tennis star Bjorn Borg
Wonders why his name is used
For underwear bands

— don’t wheeze the douche!

The telltale douche stars
bag no remuneration
but saran wrap bleeth

— jean claude van douche

Flea! Flea! Tiny Hot
but resistance is futile
when panties spell BORG

— fidouchiary responsibility

young girl studies stars.
constellation of the douche.
leads the way to poo.

— ted theodore scrotgan

Young hott clings to him
Hoping that one day he will
awake from coma.

— mr. white

“Attack nips on fire
Off the shoulder of this Douche” –
Roy Batty goes mad…

— darksock

# posted by douchebag1

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