Friday, October 24, 2008
Friday Haiku
I’d like to welcome all the new readers visiting for the first time. Welcome to the Hot Chicks with Douchebags experience! Come for the douchebags. Stay for the boobies.
Here’s your Friday Haiku:
Arched-back hott, scrumptious.
Ripped L’Italiano douche cloth,
Points at small package.
More Haikus from the comments thread:
an italian flag?
from the looks of that sausage,
it’s from vienna.
— bcs
Small Italian link
with giant Asian melons
Bad lunch combo there
— doucheous Scrotimus
“Is that a raisin
In your Speedo, or are you
Just glad to see me?”
— boatbutter
Soaked in greasy brine
Ripped and balding old guido
Has Midget Gherkin
— clementine of cappadoucha
his bellybutton
looks like sideways vagina
or a second mouth
— johnny scrotten
