Monday, October 20, 2008

HCwDB of the Week

I spent last night lounging around in my bathrobe, scratching myself in inappropriate places, and watching the Sox go down, followed by no Peyton List on Mad Men. It was a rough evening. But a bottle of Thunderbird, parsed out in a small red cup, helped me sail on until dawn.

Here’s your finalists:

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #1: The Last Dragon

Who’s the Scrotegun?

This guy!

Who’s the Scrotegun?

This guy!

Lost in the 80s movie nostalgia when this pic first appeared is Gerta’s stern, yet firm, yet of so soft, spanky discipline hottness.

She would rap my knuckles with a ruler for staring at her boobs and send me to my room without supper.

And I would like it.

Because they are perky and supple. Even as the Dragon’s nose-tentacles try to envelop them like a sleeping Donald Sutherland in San Francisco.

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #2: Crawdaddy

The smug pout on Crawdaddy now strangely reminds me of Michael Bolton in Office Space.

Not sure why.

Alls I know is I celebrate the man’s entire catalog.

And the giggly K-Girls make me happy and warm in my warm and happy place, and they love to watch Kung Fu.

Even you, Rae Dawn Chong. I loved you in Commando.

As to the covert middle finger, that has to be award worthy for simple basic douche move #101.

They fact Crawdaddy’s at least ten years older than the age he emulates with hair and dress makes his finals appearance well deserved.

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #3: Iggy Plop

This pic annoys me more and more the more I stare at it.

And yes, I just used the word “more” three times in that sentence.

Partially it’s Rubber Bunny, who makes me want to shout “yay” for the curvey boobie bouncy trampoline hottness of the rural American heartland.

If they weren’t raised on Springer and Cheetos, there’d be less visible boobage in this world.

And Iggy is definitely douchey enough to task our collective spirits. His wannabe “punk” half filled tatt and low riding pants are enough to make Majorcian Nuns castigate themselves with straw.

For pure hott/douche countermingling, these two have it in spades.

But three may enter, only one may rise to the top (bottom) and be called “HCwDB of the Week.”

Which of these three has the gut punch of wrong that strikes you as most toxic?

Vote, as always, in the comments thread.

# posted by douchebag1

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