Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Honorary HC of the Month: Don Draper's Secretary on Mad Men


While we usually gift celebubags with Honorary awards, it’s time to take a moment and honor the succulent thighs and round, plump, nectarine face goodness of Don Draper’s secretary on Mad Men. The young boobie hottie suckle thigh, actress Peyton List.

Prior to her supporting role on Mad Men, List starred in such projects as, I Don’t Know and Who Really Cares? and Does it Matter? She’s Hott!

In terms of Peyton’s background, I know that she comes from some town, she’s some age, and she lives somewhere. She has a boyfriend, or she doesn’t, or she’s married, or she isn’t.

But what I do know is that when she walked into the best show on T.V. in that retro 60s beehive, I was both happy within the narrative of the story, and happy in my happy place. That’s two kinds of happy.

We live in the age of a TV renaissance. A post-Sopranos world where television now takes the chances that the formulaic movie industry can’t afford to take. Shows like Six Feet Under, Battlestar Galactica, Rescue Me and The Wire stepped up TV’s game and told the movies to, like the kids said in 1991, “have some.”

However we’re not here to talk about quality television. We’re here to talk about boobie hottie suckle thigh.

And while Peyton List’s character, Jane Siegel, may be only temporary on Mad Men, she still makes the DB1 happy in his happy place while eating bowls of Corn Pops at 2am and watching back episodes on his TiVo.

So for sultry brunette perfection, librarian hott potential, and a body that causes lemurs to spit up their half eaten leafy greens, Peyton List earns a well deserved Honorary HC of the Month.

# posted by douchebag1

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