The HCwDB Book Will Get You Lucky
But don’t take my word for it:
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Hey, DB1-
Like many of the untold millions who bought Hot Chicks with Douchebags the book, I keep mine behind the toilet. I live in Miami (DB center of the universe) and recently I had a lovely Brazilian girl over for cocktails. She came out of the bathroom laughing hysterically. She said, “I hope you don’t mind my prying, but I thought this is the funniest book I’ve ever seen.” How could I fault this vision of loveliness having good taste?
She flipped through random pages laughing at each headline. The book halted conversation for 10 minutes. I’ve seen her since, and she told me that she ordered her own copy so that her loo is now as classy as my own.
Please note that this is the God’s honest truth. I wouldn’t make it up cause I have better things to do. Like mocking the bags.
Keep up the good work,
-Poppa’s Got a Brand New Bag
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Not only that, my book can cure rickets, de-virginize Catholic Girls (who start much too late), and solve conflicts in the Middle East. And by Middle East, I mean your pants, and by solve, I mean make happy.
Buy a copy, dammit. My living room rug smells funny.
