Monday, October 13, 2008

The Last Dragon


Not since Bruce Leroy “got the glow,” defeated Sho’nuff, and snagged a pre-Christianized Vanity in Berry Gordy’s cinematic masterpiece, The Last Dragon, have I seen a glow like that.

Only in this case it’s coming out of the nose of the bastard love child of Dylan McDermott and a brillo pad.

Yup. The DB1 is back on his childhood 80s kick.

Gotta put down the DVDs and let it go, man. Just let it go.

EDIT: In researching this post I came across the sad news that Julius Carry, the actor who played Sho’Nuff, died two months ago, at the age of 56 from cancer. “Kiss my Converse” may be the greatest line in cinema history. I am now officially depressed. R.I.P. Shogun of Harlem.

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