Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Ask DB1: Dating a Bleeth

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Dear DB1,

For the last few months I have been hanging out with this girl from work. She is very attractive, smart, and independent. Needless to say, I’m very attracted to this hottie.

However, there is a small problem. Recently, she started “bleething” ever so slightly. Hanging out with rockstar wannabe guys and slowly turning into a douchebaguette.

I’m in a Catch-22 situation here DB1. Either I let her go into the douche abyss, or…I try to keep her from the dark side. Is she worth saving?

In need of your guidance,

LL E-Dogg

Whether or not to attempt to pull a hott back from the dark descent into douchescrotewankpooery must be determined on a case by case basis, LLED.

Certain permutations offer hope. For instance, if she flashes gang signs but has not yet started to make sneery facial gestures, there is potential redemption. But if she wears giant D&G sunglasses, snaps gum, and screams “Wooo!” whenever she hears a Katy Perry song, there is no hope and you must move on.

# posted by douchebag1

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