Monday, November 24, 2008

Being DJ Bellovich

You’re invited. Step into the portal, enter the brain and see through the eyes of Bello. Aka Bobby Batz. DJ to the stars. MTV Real World hopeful.

Check. Check.

What’s that? You never wondered what it’s like to be Bello? Then click not, adventurer. For horrors await.

WARNING: Watching this video causes uncontrollable diarrhea in lab rats. It is the Ringu of douche videos. One week after watching, a phone will ring, and you will have an uncontrollable urge to step-dance.

WARNING #2: No, I’m serious. Watch this at your own risk.

WARNING #3: As with most Bello videos, there are no hotts.

WARNING #4: There is a surprise ending. It is uber-poo.

WARNING #5: If you complain after viewing that you’re now sterile, hate life and beat up a small orphan boy on the streets of Bangledesh as a result of subsequent video-rage, HCwDB reminds you that you were warned.

WARNING #6: No seriously. It’s that bad.

# posted by douchebag1

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