Friday, November 14, 2008

Friday Haiku


Hate Assberry hopes,
Tatts will bring the record deal.
Mom didn’t hug much.

You may stroke my hair
Even fondle my hottness
Just kill that damn smell

— the desert douchehunter

Henna tattoos are
Sometimes cool to look at but
Not when it’s on poo.

Holbrooks Douchestershire Sauce

hate is a strong word
but in this case, i say that
hate is a big turd

— bcs

Hate is the feeling
I feel for this tattooed douche
Fathers, hide your daughters

— the douche abides

Ian Curtis Lite
Starts a famous cover band
Soy Milk Division

— mr. white

Failed at Pizza Hut,
So off to the tattoo parlor
and bass guitar store.

— darksock

# posted by douchebag1

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