Friday, November 21, 2008

Friday Haiku


Ed Hardy’s Turd Squat,
Grabs lime green Hoochie Hotma,

Who just quit Denny’s.

After school lets out
Shop teacher dresses up “cool”
Tries to lathe some skanks

— Mr. White

takes short bus to club,
not a pro like donkey douche,
nice toeless kneesocks.

– ‘bag lanta

Now that it’s harvest
Let’s turn this ‘bag upside down
And use for a plow.

— Crucial Head

his neck has vanished
replaced by excessive chin
she is soylent green

— paper or plastic?

It took him all day
To blow up his new sex doll
He still got turned down

– plinky

# posted by douchebag1

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