Friday, November 28, 2008

Friday Haiku


Post turkey headache,
Hungover. Can only take,
stage-1 douche/hott pair.

Red cup, bikinis,
and fauxhawked douchebags don’t mix,
except at parties.

– Don’t wheeze the douche!

Perky co-ed hott
Should be experimenting
But not with this choad

– Anonymous

“Wow, what’s with your hair?
It’s standing at attention”
“That means I like you!”

– Anonymous

It’s the third Darren
Magic doesn’t twitch her nose
But his poo smell does

– DarkSock

My drink’s spiked with X!
You wanna hit of this, babe?
Hey, my shorts threw up!!!

– Anonymous

# posted by douchebag1

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