Friday, November 28, 2008

Gobble Gobble


Today is “Black Friday.” Apparently this is now a consumption holiday in which we ritualize a market system echo of yesterday’s food gorge by spending money on as many discount consumer products as possible.

Within this massive one-day collective purchasing power, we eroticize the acquisition of “product” as social act of self-inscription within larger structures of collective meaning.

But I will not participate in a ritual of spending money. Instead I will mock douches and lust after boobie hotties.

Here goes:

Nice star tats, Carlos Santana’s Bodyguard.

Boobies.

# posted by douchebag1

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