Monday, November 3, 2008

HCwDB of the Week

The last Weekly before the last Monthly before the 2008 Douchies. My scrotundae is tingling with excitement. Or that could be the Man Junk I just sprayed on it.

Here’s your finalists:

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #1: Brian Earlicker and Lila’s Alzadoes

Props to doucheous scrotimus, who nicknamed this football blocking skeezebag, and to don’t wheeze the douche!, whose run of ‘bag mocking domination continues with nicknaming Lila.

There is little more to add to this toxic swirl of MILFy hottness and creepy ear licking rosarie necklace wearing douche.

You just know this guys begins, and ends, each sentence with “Yo.”

Yo, dig my zebra shorts, yo.

Earlicker made a second appearance in the Friday Haiku, here. And Lila’s enticing bunny tatt, suggests happy trails and soft skin.

Who says you can’t be hot over 35? Lila may not be a spring doe, but she’s a summer deer. Yes, please.

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #2: Fist of Power


Shazam!!

Wonder Douche Power, Activate!!

Never underestimate the short dude with the giant white belt to bust some douche near a Nordic Aryan Model Hott.

Would she spank me with a large rubber paddle for disobeying curfew?

Perhaps she would report me to the Kommandant.

But I would forgive her.

For her hips are strong and crushworthy, and could bear many children with blonde hair and blue eyes.

So I grovel meekly.

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #3: Homies in Da Boutique Hotel Lobby

I simply direct your attention to the fact Homie #1 shaves his armpits.

I repeat.

He shaves his armpits.

Contrast the Homies and their douchey behavior with the pure, innocent snowflake Eurohotts, and you have proper hottie/douchey toxicity.

It goes to eleven.

And Svenga from Belarus brings a second Eurohott to the table in this week’s Weekly.

But, lest I keep babbling, I turn it over to you. Which of these three pics contains enough hott/douche dynamics to earn your vote for the Weekly?

Vote, as always, in the comments thread.

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