Monday, November 17, 2008

Heidi and the Orange Popsicle


Note the Popsicle’s tentative “hang loose” gesture.” There is an awkwardness to his gait. As if he is trying on the California Douche, yet hasn’t learned to evoke the higher portents of scrotal taint.

Meanwhile, Heidi has transitioned into her late 20s early young MILF stage with firm thighs and sunny disposition.

She would discipline me with a fly swatter and a large vat of warm Crisco, and then whip up some french toast for breakfast the next morning.

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