Saturday, November 1, 2008

Miri is a Hot Chick


Special thanks to uber-sexy and luscious blonde paprika hott Elizabeth Banks, who plugged HCwDB on The Tonight Show last night. Pictured here with renowned Bostonbag, Biz Markie.

Ah, Mrs. Banks. I would read you Balzac by waxen candle light, then lightly spray non-stick Pam Cooking Spray on your ankles to better rub my thighs upon them. I would chew through a sea of congealed agar with only my cunning and a small flashlight to guide me just for the chance to fondle the fishnet stockings you discarded after dressing up as one of the Moulin Rouge singers in 2002.

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