Friday, November 28, 2008

Mr. Bra!! Goes to Washington


It’s a super-quiet Friday on the site, so in lieu of Friday Thoughts and Links, here’s Hall of Scrote legend and 2008 HCwDB of the Year contender, Bra!!

Note Bra!! has ditched both his sexy sorority hotts and his tasty cola beverages, and is celebrating our Supreme Court in Washington, D.C. by busting the proverbial “move.”

Bra!! celebrates historic Supreme Court decisions like Douchey vs. Ferguson (1967) and Broheim vs. Board of Education (1955). These important cases paved the way for scrotal choadwanks to pollute hotts free from government discrimination.

As Justice Louis Brandeis famously wrote in 1935: Though we may want to kick scrotal choadmunches in the kneecaps when they headlock a sweet innocent boobie hottie suckle thigh, to do so would rend the fabric of Constitutional rights this country was founded on. Word.

Bra!! is ready for the 2008 Douchie Awards.

They begin December 8th.

# posted by douchebag1

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