Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Reader Mail: 'Bags with Sunglasses Are Old

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Clubgoing party girl Mo writes in:

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DB1-

Have you ever noticed that douchebags usually wear shades at night and at clubs. The douchebag guys I know do this ’cause they’re way over 30 and have crows feet from all the partying. They want to maintain their youth and attract young naive girls. So, they wear dark shades to hide their eyes and crows feet. What’s sad is that the young 18-25 year old girls actually believe these guys are around their age. Gross!
– Mo

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Gross indeed, Mo. Gross, indeed.

Guys in their early 30s should definitely not chase 18-25 year old girls. I must go now and drink, and quietly weep in my Guinness.

# posted by douchebag1

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