Monday, November 24, 2008

The Earmunch

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As with any polymorphous perversity, the sexual can be expanded conceptually; expanding into the realm of erotic massage, tantric breathing, and large rubber spandex pelican outfits greased up with Castor oil.

Ear munching combines two sensations. Touch. And grunt-snorting in one’s ear at an extremely high decibel. This can be fun in private. But in public, it is the sign of an insecure puddle of yak poo.

Note to Earmunch: If you have to symbolically consume your date in public, it is a ritual gesture of insecurity. We eat that which we fear losing to our competition.

And by eat, I mean tasty Hostess Cupcakes.

# posted by douchebag1

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