Thursday, November 13, 2008

The Furry Furry Douchewank


Oh Furry Furry clownish, Furry Furry D,
You really should be an ass kickee,

With hand gesture annoying, a wannabe O.G,

And smug punchable douche face, I fart at thee.

Oh Pouty Brunette with pokey pale Cleavite,
And an awkward best friend, with a slight overbite,

I’d buy you a lemon drop, and listen to your plight,

And then rub talcum powder on your kneecaps in a soft, yet awkward, counter-clockwise motion.

# posted by douchebag1

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