Saturday, December 6, 2008

2008 Douchies: Beginning on Monday


The 2008 Douchies start on Monday, and I’m still putting together all the finalists and awards.

Each day will have 1-2 voting categories as well as 2-3 Douchie Awards handed out in non-voting categories (where I just pick a winner). But if there are any pics over the past year that you feel deserve recognition, either on the hott side or the scrotal taint side, now’s your chance. If you already entered your thoughts in the last thread, no need to repeat here.

Here’s your categories:

Hottest Hott
Best Golden Globes
Smells Like Poo
Most Expensive First Date Hott
Douchiest Hair
Douchiest Facial Expression
Most Annoying ‘Bagling
The Ricky (aka “Douchiest Everybag”)
Greatest Crisis of Modernity
Hottest Girl-Next-Door Hott
Most Innovative New ‘Bag Maneuver
Most Likely to be Part of the Permanent Collection of the Guggenheim in 2023
Clearest Proof of Natural Selection
Best ‘Bag Hunter of the Year (Comments Threads)
Best ‘Bag Huntress of the Year (Comments Threads)
Douchiest TV Show of the Year
Douchiest HCwDB Celebrity Couple of the Year

I’ve also added two additional ones:

Most Trashcan to the Head Worthy
Douchiest Bello

(Although you may have an idea who’s got the 2008 Douchie locked up in that last category)

And on an unrelated note, I’ve developed an unhealthy obsession with John F. Kennedy’s granddaughter, Rose Schlossberg, a student at Harvard, based on this incredibly sexy pic of Rose in librarian glasses, casually hanging out, yet eyes afire with passion.

She is in the running to be the fourth ex-Mrs. DB1. If anyone has more pics, send ’em in. I would paddle her bare bottom with caramel nugat, and them rub graham crackers on my belly until she got bored and called security.

# posted by douchebag1

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