Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Ask DB1: Dating the Roidbag

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DB1-

The Hott in the photo has been a friend of mine for years and confided in me that she found needle tracks near the Scrote’s scrotum. When she asked him about it, he said that he takes “legal” muscle enhancers and his precious pipes were too beautiful to scar.. so, he would rather stick a needle next to his roid-shriveled pieces.

She asked me what I thought she should do… keep in mind, she is the rare Hott that isn’t a soleless, clubbing retard. Do I tell her to break up with the sac and ride my beer belly instead? Nope. That’s where you come in. I hope to right my wrongs and restore balance to the universe.

– tiredstudent
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Since in this one single pic, the Roidbag is violating four of the nine categories of douche I list as key identifiers in my book (Kissy Lips, Jesus Bling, Pink Popped Collar, Spiky Fro), I’d say the fact she doesn’t already sense deep fungal nastiness is deeply problematic, TS.

If a hott finds ‘roid tracks next to her boyfriend’s jimmy jubbles and stays with him, she is stage-4 Bleeth, and you must move on.

# posted by douchebag1

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