Friday, December 12, 2008

Best Ass Pear: Ass Not What Your Country Can Do For You


The voters went for hearty/beefy over lithe and plump, after a tight, warm and firm debate. That jiggled. Like jello. And another euphemism for buttocks.

But really, the fact that all three pics have entered our lives means that we’re all winners. As desert douche puts it:

It’s got to be Ass Not What Your Country Can Do. Her delectable behind is nicely round in a natural state, while the other two are bending over for maximum curvature.

“nicely round in a natural state.” I believe I read that in the Taber’s Medical Dictionary under “Slammin’ Ass Pear.” Also note the scrote’s expression on the left. Kind of sums it up.

Congrats to Ass Not What Your Country Can Do For You for a well deserved 2008 Douchie Award in the Best Ass Pear category. May your melonic butt melons continue to subtly ripple through our collective unconscious for many a moon. And by moon, I mean, uhm, moon.

And, on an unrelated note, props to FHM for knowing quality when they see it.

# posted by douchebag1
12:41 am April, 10 Holy Roman Emperor said...

That Is one fine pedigree pure piece of Germanic ass. What I wouldn’t give to fuck it into submission. On another subject, what kind of shitskin douche-anus wears a pretend tattoo shirt from, ed ”the faggot” Hardy? I’ll tell you. A loser.

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