Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Douchiest Facebook Entry: He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks


The Dylan Thomas of our generation.

The Petrarchian Poet of Facebook.

HCwDB legend, the primal, primitive outsider-art poet, He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks, must not be overlooked for his contributions to Western verse and linguistic play.

To wit:

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Bad kissers turn me off.

I once had a thing for brunettes but over the years I lost it. You can find it at Bed, Bath & Beyond

I pretty much like to have girls eat out the palm of my hand cuz I’m god’s gift to women. What can you offer me besides sex? …..Dam Gurl

Pretty much I’m the f@#king man and if you hear other wise it’s cuz they jealous I’m doin my thang while they suckin that d@#k of envy.
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Words of wisdom from a man who knows how to ski.

An HCwDB of the Week winner in March, HJBB&D lost to the power of Deathtongue in the Monthly. But that does not detract from his poetic genius.

Read HJBB&D’s artistic development here, here, here, here, here and here.

Already a member of the hallowed Hall of Scrote, He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks continues to dazzle with the inspired genius that cannot be taught in any school or learned through practice.

It is the art of inspiration. The inspiration of poo.

As such, HJBB&D earns a well deserved 2008 Douchie Award.

# posted by douchebag1

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