Friday, December 26, 2008

Fan Mail

aNDY writes in:

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Subject: yOU r THE BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG!

i REALLY HAVE A HaRD TIME UNDERSTANDING YOUR “MISSION” YOUR JUST A JEALOUS LITTLE PRICK WITH A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU CANT COMPETE!!

i THINK U NEED SOME vIAGRA AND A PENIS ENLARGEMENT….AND MAYBE SOME WALKIN-AROUND-MONEY…..YOUR “CHICKS WITH DOUCHE BAGS” iDEA WOULD BE OF SOME MERIT IF YOU WEREN’T SUCH A DOUCHE BAG YOURSELF!!!

i WILL MEET YOU ANY TIME ANY PLACE AND iLL SHOW YOU HOW A REAL MAN MAKES THE SCENE YOU JERKY-BOY!!

aNDY

p.s. GET YOUR LITLE HANDS OFF YOUR TINY DICK AND PROVE YOURSELF YOU dOUCHEBAG!!!

yOU IN la…COME TO sCOTTSDALE AND ILL SHOW YOU HOW THE REAL MEN GET IT !!

la WHORES…..PLEASE!!….THEY GOT NOTHING ON sCOTTSDALE P@SSY!

mILLOINAIRS???????…WE BE HERE YOU TINY-DICK-DOUCHEBAG!!

You dont really have a clue do you??….what Are you about 14?? And you think you can get laid by calling guys with hot chicks a “duchebag”??

I would love to meet you! You have no Idea what it takes to be a real man!
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It’s like Tony Montana used to say. First you get the Viagra. Then you get the penis enlargement. THEN you get the walkin-around-money.

# posted by douchebag1

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