Friday, December 5, 2008

Friday Haiku


Creepy “Reality,”
Montag, Douchebag, Happy Days,
Crabbies on the beach.

heidi and spencer
sitting in a tree…k-i-…
BLAM! BLAM! POW! POW! BLAM!

— johnny scrotten

Spencer busts a move
And Heidi jiggles blandly
Please sterilize them

— Vin Douchal

Beached G.I. Scrote-Bag
Tries new “Kung-Fu Shocker Grip”
No way out Barbie.

— canadouche

it’s Barbie and Ken,
anatomically correct,
please light them on fire.

— pfah

I got to work late
Sat down with mug of coffee
Want to smash these two

– Douche Wayne

# posted by douchebag1

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