Friday, December 19, 2008
Friday Haiku
Douchies are ending,
Nub upset, he didn’t win.
Pouty Reese gets ‘locked.
Frustrated with life
Nub is sick of the party
He’s here for laundry
— End the Haberdouchery
Reese Witherspoon hott,
Why must you hang with this douche?
You’re Legally Bleeth.
— boatbutter
Reese regrets her choice.
Natty, Miller cups, flag pin.
Nub constipated?
— Douchimus Prime
Nub is not happy
Bad interview at Wendy’s
She wants fries with that
— BillDouchiest the Wild Swine
