Friday, December 19, 2008

Friday Haiku


Douchies are ending,
Nub upset, he didn’t win.
Pouty Reese gets ‘locked.

Frustrated with life
Nub is sick of the party
He’s here for laundry

— End the Haberdouchery

Reese Witherspoon hott,
Why must you hang with this douche?
You’re Legally Bleeth.

— boatbutter

Reese regrets her choice.
Natty, Miller cups, flag pin.
Nub constipated?

— Douchimus Prime

Nub is not happy
Bad interview at Wendy’s
She wants fries with that

— BillDouchiest the Wild Swine

# posted by douchebag1

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