Friday, December 26, 2008

Friday Haiku


‘Roidbags in the bar,
mug Pushup Bra Exchange Hott,
Inga: “Ja? Du Smell poo?”

Post-Christmas shopping
will see many gift returns,
though she kept saline.

— Don’t wheeze the douche!

No regs on Haiku,
Me and DWTD hang,
Enjoyin’ Saline.

— Douchebag1

Two douche moon’s
Collide into heavenly stars
Is that the female “Bra”?

— Marcos Douchebagdatis

nipple ring on left
then it’s star-way to heaven
monkeyboy confused

— Anonymous

Way up firm and highs
Violate Natural Law
Hairless scrotes violate all

— Baron Von Douchehausen

# posted by douchebag1

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