Wednesday, December 10, 2008

HCwDB of the Year: Bracket 2

Here are your nominees in the second semifinals bracket for the 2008 Douchie Award for HCwDB of the Year:

HCwDB of the Year Finalist #1 (Bracket 2): The Metaphysical Hooligan and Carly Hott

First appearing on the site back in June, the combination of faux-“rebel” stench on the Hooligan and boobie hottie suckle thigh worthiness of Carly Hott made for an immediate power couple of poo.

The sneer. The shaved patterns. It was a dominant win in their Monthly, and as such, they make a potent combo in the Yearly.

MH and CH so traumatized your humble narrator that I willfully forgot them, giving them new names in their second and third apperances on the site, here and here.

With their second and third pics, The Metaphysical Hooligan and Carly Hott began to take on Porsche and DonkeyDouche-like couples legacy.

Is that vile nip-ring, facial fung and punch-worthy sneer while embracing a sweet skull bikini’d Laura San Giacomo Hott enough to win the Yearly? We shall see.

HCwDB of the Year Finalist #2 (Bracket 2): Bra!!

Bra!! Broheim!!

Another tasty Pepsi, bro!!

Bra!! is a conundrum. For many ‘bag hunters, Bra!! has crossed over from a clearly mockable frat-douche to a guy who is just so happy, so exuberant, so joyful, that you just want to buy him a Mr. Pibb, rub his hair for good luck, and say, “You go with your bad self, Bra!!”

What happens when a doucherstar crosses over into a form of quasi-likability, or at least non-threatening bemusement? Can he still be mocked?

Witness Bra!!’s progression from tasty cola beverages to the Supreme Court. He first won the Monthly in May, and follow the Bro-gression as he made recurrent appearances on the site, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here.

From pooslide to Spring Break, all the way to a Cruise Ship that shares his bicep star-tatt and the doors of The Supreme Court, what to make of Bra!!?

And lets not forget his early Quartasian girlfriend. She is pixie-hott. But are they enough to take the yearly?

HCwDB of the Year Finalist #3 (Bracket 2): Mooby Dick

Like Droopy McScrote and Surfer Kelly before them, Mooby Dick and Ambiguous European College Hott have only one singular pic of trauma to appear on the site, but what a pic it was.

Winning a Monthly in early September, we are still recovering from its poo-osity.

Moobs.

Man Boobs.

Orphans in Trinidad are crying themselves to sleep because of the cross-global psychospiritual trauma engendered by all those who have gazed, or will ever gaze, at the Moobs.

Moobs.

Seriously. Moobs.

So them’s your three. Only one may rise to the Finals for HCwDB of the Year.

Will it be the Metaphysical Hooligan and Carly Hott? Or Bra!! and his tasty cola beverages and sorority girls? Or Mooby Dick and Ambiguous Euro College Girl?

That, fellow ‘bag hunters, is up to you.

Vote, as always, in the comments thread.

# posted by douchebag1

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