Friday, December 5, 2008

Honorary HCwDB of the Month: Elisha Cuthbert and Sean Avery

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Dear DB1-

Not sure what the ruling is pertaining to professional athletes (including Canadians), but I feel special douchebag recognition should be bestowed to Dallas Star (and former LA King/ New York Ranger) forward/ aspiring fashion ‘bag Sean Avery.

He may even qualify for a lifetime achievement award of some sort for his body of work. Nailing hotts(?) of all ages and stripes (Rachel Hunter, Elisha Cuthbert, Mary-Kate Olsen), interning at Vogue magazine, sitting ringside during fashion shows, WEARING DESIGNER GLASSES FOR HIS TEAM PHOTO, and (repeatedly!) spouting off to the media and demonstrating what a giant half-wit douchebag he really is, to the point of almost having his sorry poo-smelling butt kicked out of the NHL on more than one occasion.

All of which doesn’t even cover his douchebag behavior while he’s playing. I suspect my ‘bag hunting brethren north of the border will back me up on this one. He’s a douchebag’s douchebag and I suspect he’s proud of it.

‘bag on-
douchetoevsky

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I don’t know who Sean Avery is, and he doesn’t seem that particularly douchey to me, but the Cuthbert is the hottness.

And since a number of readers have written in wanting me to nominate them as a Celebrity HCwDB of the Month, and I loves me some 24 Jack Bauer daughter Nordic beauty, and it’s Friday, here’s ya go.

# posted by douchebag1

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