Saturday, December 13, 2008

King Douchuous the IV on "A Double Shot at Love"


Emails are pouring in that none other than HCwDB’s own King Douchuous the IV (a 2007 Douchie Nominee) has made his way onto MTV’s “Double Shot at Love.” Where he will bring his scrotorious skeezosity to a national TV audience.

Check out their description of this “verified personality”:

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Freddy Figueroa commonly known as Freddy Figs: Natural Born Hustler from NYC; Entrepeneur, Socialite, Spokesmodel, Special Event Host & International Party Liaison has been involved in all aspects of the entertainment industry for 10 years. Everything from being featured in TV, commercials, movies, magazines, videos; to casting shows for MTV/VH1/E Entertianment & various networks alike; to event production for the likes of P.Diddy and his Bad Boy Entertainment company & Hugh Hefner and the Playboy Mansion to name a couple. Freddy has made his mark as a bi-coastal force in showbusiness by combining a lavish lifestyle with the culture of the nightlife industry.

Very flashy & fabulous with his fashion sense, He attracts a beautiful crowd wherever he goes due to his free-spirited positive energy. Humble as can be. A flare for excellence, A rockstar swagger and through his high end clientelle, industry contacts & His love for fashion, culture & music allows him to expand his entertainment company for years to come.
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How could his status on Hot Chicks with Douchebags not make it into the bio? C’mon, bio writeup people, we mocked him first.

The Hardest Working Man in Scrote Business. (1:15 in, The King sounds like Turtle from Entourage)

# posted by douchebag1

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