Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Most Deserving of a Trashcan to the Head: He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks


Like Tom Hanks and The New York Yankees before him, Facebook legend and HCwDB poet laureate HJBB&D pulls off the back-to-back Douchies.

Let us celebrate with more HJBB&D pearls of wisdom:

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I wasn’t born to work.

Other people were born to do what I want them to do.

A single hour of my life is worth more than a whole year of a person’s.

I don’t breathe what you breathe.

We are not the same.

I’m not going to work a 9 to 5 and then come back home and have bills to pay with tons of debt from a $400k house that will take me 20 years to pay off. I sure as hell ain’t living in an apartment either. People WILL build my 20 bedroom, 8 bathroom, 8 garage MANSION, and they WILL love doing it.

This way I shall have MY time to do the things that matter as I leverage others’ times to do things that I want them to do.

I’m going to be treated like a PHARAOH and people WILL love slaving themselves to my demands.

Activities: Anything I want to do…

Interests: I’m not here to make friends..I’m here to f@#k bitches and get money.
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Well earned Trashcan to the Head, HJJB&D.

Well earned.

# posted by douchebag1

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