Monday, December 29, 2008

Reader 'Bag Tag: "The Teeth Whitener"


‘Bag Huntress Mo writes in with a ‘bag tag:

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Dear HCWDB,

I recently went to Dallas to visit my brother and this guy hit on me at a goth/industrial dance club. His douchtastic dress and demeanor was really out of place there.

He danced in front of me to impress me “i was a professional dancer”, offered a foot massage “i used to be a masseuse”, got on one knee to beg for a date and finally he offered to whiten my teeth “for free” if I went on a date with him. Apparently he works for Ismile.

Well I knew he was a douchebag but I wanted to see just how big of a bag he was so I exchanged myspace info with him and not to my surprise I found some of the douchiest pictures I have yet to see. I’ve been visiting your site for about a year and I finally have douche worthy pictures to submit!

Thanks
MO
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Although he doesn’t look that douchey in this pic, offering to whiten a girl’s teeth may be the scrotiest line I’ve heard in months. It certainly trumps my offer to grout their kitchen sinks and bathtubs.

# posted by douchebag1

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