Saturday, December 27, 2008

Reader Mail: Jerz 'Bag Tag


Nicole writes in with a Four-Pack Jerz Scrote ‘Bag Tag from her archives:

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hi! i absolutely adore your site and felt the need to send you these pictures that i took of myself and my friend in Jersey (where else?) a few years ago.

this was the first time i was ever exposed to such douchery and i didn’t know what to think. i kept asking them if they were serious. i thought the matching haircuts HAD to be a joke. i didn’t understand why one person would go out in public looking this way, let alone a whole group of them.

we were so in awe over them that we invited them over to where we were staying to drink beer with us. all of our guy friends hated us for this. hahaha. as our jersey vacation went on, i soon realized that these weren’t the rare species that i initially thought they were. the beaches, boardwalk, and clubs were infested with these douches. WE were the minority. i soon became sick of seeing these f@#king haircuts, but i do still enjoy these pictures.

xoxo,
nicole

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I enjoy these pics too, Nicole. Nice ‘bag tags.

Now send me the pics afterwards, when you and your friend decided to engage in a pillow fight, then rub melted marshmallow peeps on each other’s shoulders while giggling and gasping breathy moans, and then deciding to take a group shower to wash each other’s perspiring kneecaps fully clean.

That is what happened next, right?

# posted by douchebag1

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