Thursday, December 18, 2008

The Irving Thallbag Lifetime Achievement Award: Fish Slap


Last year it was the legendary leathery Britdouche, The Gator who was our first recipient of the Irving Thallbag Lifetime Achievement Award for contributions to the douchal arts in pursuit of the hott.

This year we (dis)honor none other than the legend that is Fish Slap.

For his lifetime contributions to the art of douchebaggery in the pursuit of the female, Fish Slap is more than deserving of this award. And like Clint Eastwood before him, The Slap doesn’t let old age slow down his prodigious scrotal output.

Even after losing a heartbreakingly close 2007 Douchie to Joey Porsche in the finals, witness Fish Slap’s resurgence in 2008 here, here, here, here, here and here.

With new tatts, girls and eyebrow shaves intermittantly appearing and disappearing, we should expect The Slap to continue to choadify the ladies for many years to come.

Congratulations to Fish Slap and the varied hotts who have crossed his fishy path. Our second recipient of the legendary Irving Thallbag Lifetime Achievement Award.

# posted by douchebag1

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