Monday, December 8, 2008

The Ricky: Pippy


“The Ricky” is The Douchie Award for most anonymous Everybag, and this year it goes to none other than last April’s Pippy.

While it’s true that Pippy displays minimal adouchrement with his ‘tags, and has the d-neck t-shirt, his general aura is one of genericism. With a coat on, he could walk down the street and you wouldn’t scream “duuuche!” Pippy blends. His douche is internalized.

Also factored in is his delightful ambiguously British Bar Wench Hott, with good skin and an extremely suckable shoulder to place her high on the boobie hottie suckle thigh scale.

Thus, the spirit of Dancing Ricky carries on in Pippy’s thousand mile stare. As such, this coupling is deserving of taking the Douchie.

(Dis)honorable mention to the other finalists, The Midwestern ‘Bag, Herb the Office Boy and The Smirky Nub.

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