Saturday, January 31, 2009

Ask DB1: The “Southern California Blazer”

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Dear DB1,

I had some questions regarding the “Southern California Blazer”.

By “Southern California Blazer”, I mean a classy business blazer, paired with a gaudy, gold speckled Ed Hardy shirt or no shirt at all. I have been trying wrap my head around this, because they look so professional in the office but are so uncomfortable.

So my theory is that if you are wearing a blazer in southern-California or as these chodewanks might say “So-Cal” and are not comfortable and probably work a cell phone kiosk which requires no blazer, are you automatically a douche? I would say yes, but do not want to jump to conclusions without the rule being made official by you, Mr. DB1.

Sincerely,
Alpha Chode

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Yes, Alpha Chode, and good call. Auto stage-2 ‘bag violation.

And, on an unrelated note, pink satin boobies make babies do the happy dance.

# posted by douchebag1

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