Thursday, January 22, 2009

Brianna’s ATM


Remember that nerd-sexy girl from Senior Year who always seemed to be slightly “above” the wanks who hovered awkwardly arounds her at lunch? Slightly removed. Detached from the white-noise of college sexual tension.

The girl who should’ve been wearing librarian glasses to fire up your fantasies, but never did. The one who when you walked by her, studying in the quad, she’d give you a smile that could melt Eskimo scrotum after seal hunt?

That’s Brianna.

She knows what’s up.

And what’s up is Pietro, the Italian exchange student from Florence, is paying.

# posted by douchebag1

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