Friday, January 2, 2009

Friday Haiku


Sperm Nipple haunts soul…
Distracts from big clam boobies.
Blonde Peeks Pants. Grateful.

Douche pays tribute to
Wardrobe malfunction. Someone
File class action suit.

— massengill

Dow Corning is proud
to sponsor bikini top
how much did they cost?

— Frodouche Baggins

This smug turd-burglar
gives a douchey reframe to
the phrase: “Tit for Tat”

— Doucheous Scrotimus

Pink bikini blonde
Was your top inspired by
chin of the Blowfish?

— IdahoHottPotato

# posted by douchebag1

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