Friday, January 9, 2009

Friday Haiku


Crotch first, Glenn triumphs,
Two Russian Cougars from Queens,
And the Hair Point. Dude.

Pointy headed douche
rocks a white belt with mad pride.
It’s right by his junk.

— Maximus Douchemus Meridius

Hair tapered to point
reminiscent of a turd
that I just pinched off.

— Frodouche Baggins

Inga: real estate
Olga: low-rent “socialite”
Glenn: sanitation

— Mr. White

So full from dinner,
Pointy reclines and begs you
To sniff his blue jeans

— Anonymous

Looks like all three shop
at H&M, buy one girl’s
black shirt get two free

— Ronald McDouchenald

# posted by douchebag1

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