Friday, January 16, 2009

Friday Haiku


Somewhere on a beach,
A seagull poops on a hat,
But it just blends in.

He wears fake dog tags
Veteran of famous war
Axe’s of power.

— Crucial Head

Tribal arm tattoo
Ed Hardy hat smells like poo
shoot him with your gun

— the douche is alright

When no one said “Yes”
To “Pull my finger, Buddy”
Clem just let ‘er rip

— Vin Douchal

Douche thumb up nip rings
She holds a gun made of Pez
Ends the universe

— YodaDouche

# posted by douchebag1

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