Friday, January 23, 2009

Friday Haiku


I blame his mom, yet
We are all complicit, no?
Web face indicts all.

Weather man in France
takes his job a little far
Forecast is douchebag

— plinky

The Doppler radar shows
a low-pressure zone where his
dignity should be.

— Mr. White

stare into my eyes
sleepy hypnosis takes you
to douche you succumb.

— Bleeth McGhee

Douche learned the hard way
huffing markers to get high
will make your head spin.

— Douche Unto Others

# posted by douchebag1

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