Friday, January 30, 2009

Friday Haiku


Awwww, isn’t that sweet.
His and Hers Dog-Tags, in case
Night ends in death.

Not so big secret.
We all know you are balding.
Mandana no help.

— The Donger

With a shelf like that,
Deep-sea divers fall off and
Clutch for dogtag.

— Holbrooks Douchestershire Sauce

Bonerific hott
Tainted by Rodrigo’s lips
Dang! Look at those boobs

— Vin Douchal

Oh the irony –
He’s lactose intolerant;
What a way to die.

— DarkSock

Breasts boobs tits
Cans mamms melons juggs pillows
Sweater cows lunch trays

— massengill

Bridget Fonda looks
Rough now she’s Mrs. Elfman.
Oingo Boingo Bonk.

— Chupacabra

# posted by douchebag1

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