Friday, January 23, 2009

Friday Thoughts and Links


I have but one deep thought upon this Friday:

Rose Schlossberg’s mom may not be New York’s next senator, but someday the DB1 will charm Little Rose Hott herself into becoming my next little Boobie Hottie Suckle Thigh. By seductively wooing her with takeout Chinese food and a bottle of Ernest and Julio Gallo’s finest under-$20 fortified wine.

Here’s your Friday links:

Uberdouchey corrupt former governor of Chicago, Rod Blagojevich signs a boobie. Stay classy, Rod, you douchepimple.

Douchebag Seeks Hot Chick on Dating Site

Fung We Can. Fung We Did.

Hot Chicks with Scooby Doo

Paul Janka is concentrated, bottled uberdouche. I would pay a small Malaysian orphan boy 20 Yuan and a digital watch to kick him in the nads and then run off quickly.

Go forth, friends. Go forth and celebrate the Boobie Suckle Thigh and the forces of non-douche that fight the good fight. For it is Friday.

(Oompa Prompa trading card designed by HCwDB’s own Jean Claude Van Douche)

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