Friday, January 2, 2009

Friday Thoughts and Links


Another Friday Thoughts and Links, as I realize hangovers don’t disperse as easily in your 30s as they did in your 20s.

HCwDB’s own Vin Douchal composes, writes and performs a tribute to Donkey Douche’s recent arrest in the strange and surreal Donkey Opus in Douche Major.

New UFC Ring Girl Logan Stanton has freshly scrubbed Ivory Snow Girl Hottness. And, naturally, a Greasy Eurodouche growing out of her ear.

Here’s a pic of Baby Fung, the teen years, before the Orangeness and Blowout took over. Although I’m not convinced it’s him. He’s supposedly in the white shirt on the left.

The dancing clown in yesterday’s “He’ll Be Loving You All His Life” clip is none other than MySpace Doucherstar ChadMac. Hometown: HATERVILLE, Georgia.

Speaking of Donkey Douche’s arrest, here’s a follow up (with new mini-fauxhawk mugshot goodness).

And finally, Christian Audigier, the assclown who brought us the plague of Ed Hardy, is such a douchenozzle, he… well, just look.

May you celebrate the purity of the body and soul without the need for name-brand validation tonight, and may your evening be douche-free.

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